#zero energie

[soaked-doors]

can they interact foreal

[superhoeva]

you nudge soap one night, and he turns to you with sleepy eyes.

“s’wrong, bonnie?”

you tell him it’s nothing. you just wanted to see if he wanted a midnight snack. the man is perking up before you can explain what you meant, smiling brightly and ripping the blanket off the both of you. ignoring your sputters, soap is in between your legs in record time, only having enough patience to pull the cotton to the side before dipping his tongue straight against your clit.

“fu-johnny, i meant food. actual food…” you trail off with a gasp, hurrying to grab at his hair, the suckle of his lips force a shiver through your legs.

“fuck yer food,” he smacks, spitting on your hole, and diving back in. “got the perfect meal right here…”

(gaz's version here!)

[prlssprfctn]

I am back at it again—

[belobogindustries]

PHAETHON

[1001aus]

Phantom is a member of JLA when everyone finds out that the Bats have contingency plans against everyone else.

While everyone else is shouting about trust and betrayal, Danny can't help but be relieved. He's seen his bad future, after all. Dan is reformed now, but that doesn't retroactively save the timeline he wiped out.

Danny only has one issue with the contingencies for him: Batman mistakenly believes that his intangibility works the same as Martian density shifting.

It doesn't. In fact, they're very different powers. Intangibility is more of a phase shift where he turns his physical form into energy.

This means that none of the contingencies in his file will work because they don't accurately account for one of his basic powers.

(The shouting actually gets derailed for a bit when he brings it up. All the scientists are a bit horrified about the implied energy conversions happening whenever he uses this "basic" power. As a halfa with an actual physical form, Danny should be giving off enough energy to blow up the planet whenever he transforms.)

[fidenciocryptidcreechur]

Concept i wanna draw: thinking about how evidently the eel twins know full well how strong Azul is and also how octopi slap/punch fish when they're annoyed. Imagining idia and Azul having game night and Idia is being a sore winner and being annoying with his bragging and teasing. Azul gets annoyed and smacks idia except he accidentally uses the same amount of force he normally uses for the twins when they're being overly annoying and Idia fucking crumples like a wet napkin

i have zero energy to draw this at the moment of post but i don't wanna just let this concept fade into my mental ether, hoping to manifest the energy to draw this by putting it into a post or manifest the art.

Either way i just so clearly see idia being a lil shit and azul swatting at him in annoyance and Idia either gets folded like a lawn chair or gets sent flying and azul panicking cause he forgot how twiggy idia is and the only people he's used to having to swat at in annoyance are the twins who are made of tougher stuff and would most certainly NOT be deterred by an idia appropriate swat

[livwritesstuff]

Big headcanon in my steddie!dads ‘verse that anytime Nancy has to go out of town and Robin can’t go with her, she always crashes at steve and eddie’s, and that usually goes something like this:

Robin: nancy in morocco for five days :(

Steve: What is your ETA

Robin: i’ll be there in an hour

and then steve and eddie have this convo:

Steve: Robin’s staying for a few days

Eddie: Sick, wanna make her babysit? Date night?

Steve: *pout*

Steve: But…Robin’s coming.

Eddie: okay nvm

And then they all just hang out at home, and Robin is the most chaotic aunt in the world. 

Robin, to Moe: Are we making friendship bracelets?

Moe: No.

Robin: 😦

Eddie, with 10mo Hazel: Can you watch Hazel while I –

Robin, still in bed: Yes.

Robin: Gimme.

Robin: *dancing around the room with Moe and Robbie to tinny Disney music coming out of a plastic toy*

Robin: Does that thing have batteries we can throw away or what?

Steve: *Walks into kitchen after letting Robin help Robbie unassisted to see that an entire bowl of popcorn has been spilled on the counter*

Steve: Okay…were you watching her.

Robin: Yeah. 

Robin: I just let her do it.

Robin: Actions have consequences or whatever.

Steve: Can Actions or Consequences clean it up?

Eddie, to Steve: You were right.

Eddie: If we left, who’d be here to watch Robin?

Robin, crouched on a kiddie car and careening into the sofa: Who put this couch here?

[shurple]

[ew-selfish-art]

Dpx Dc AU: Ectoplasm is required for Ghosts to be visible to the human eye- And Danny creates his own ectoplasm.

Danny is visiting Jazz in Gotham and its weird how friendly everyone is. Like, the city gets a really bad rapport, everywhere he goes there is someone trying to strike up a conversation or answer his questions about getting around to the tourist spots. A few people even pointed out restaurants and ways to find off the beaten path gems! Jazz seems to role her eyes at him, but when he brings up her 'roommate' being kind of cute she flat out laughs.

Danny then comes to understand the Jazz doesn't have a roommate and that Ghosts in Gotham don't move far from their haunts- He's just been inadvertently turning these undead folks visible by accident of generating abnormal amounts of ectoplasm.

Which, is comforting in a way, he's never walking this dangerous city alone and really, most of the ghosts have been really friendly! They disappear once he's a few blocks away from them anyway.

---

Tim Drake is having a horrible day.

He'd been given intel that one of Black Mask's guys was going to snitch but that he'd died before given the opportunity to reach out to the GCPD. He tracks down the guy's last know whereabouts and yikes. Its next to the Theater. Tim was often grateful for his childhood obsessions, this time it backfired.

Tim and Bruce get into an argument about trust and respect and, worst of all, mental health. And even though Tim was vehemently against Batman accompanying Red Robin to the alleyway - that's exactly what happens.

They arrive and Bruce is closing up faster than a clam in the contaminated Gotham Bay- Clearly being in the Alley bothers him. No fucking shit. RR gets started on collecting evidence, there are a few extra blood splatters and a single left shoe... When a kid walks into the Alley.

"Uh, sorry to intrude-" The kid looks scared shitless, and runs away. And then, all of a sudden, Batman and Robin aren't alone in the Alley.

Tim can hardly believe his eyes as the dead man appears and quickly blabs Black Mask's bank passwords and what the plan had been- and While he's over joyed to have that closure, he turns around to Batman weeping in the arms of his parents.

The ghosts fade, and the emotions are certainly charged as this was never something Bruce or Tim would have ever dreamed of happening. Ghosts in Gotham. Talking, floating, granting closure.

"RR, Bats, come in." Oracle calls into their ears.

"Reporting in, but, uh, we need a minute."

"A minute? We have a case on 4th and-"

"O, we just saw the ghosts of the Waynes. It's going to be a minute."

"...Lots of Ghost reports lately then. Any chance you saw a kid looking like he could be adopted?"

"Yeah, actually, black hair and blue eyes. He was super polite before he ran away."

"We have work to do. Oracle, lets prioritize finding our person of interest and divert Nightwing and Robin to the case on 4th." Batman cut between them on the comms and he sounded... calmer than either of them anticipated.

---

Jazz is no longer laughing when Batman appears at her door explaining that he's looking for Danny (Who already flew away from town to get a good night's sleep before class on Monday). Turns out Danny reunited the man with his dead parents just briefly- and then the second guy appears and mentions how Danny had also given a guy who'd been murdered by a Mob enough time to explain the ongoing threats the city faced.

Jazz just rolls her eyes and says that it's not like the ghosts are going anywhere anytime soon and Danny will visit in another month. When pressed, she just explains that her brother is a weirdo. No of course he doesn't have powers. Gaslight and Girlbosses her way out.

And Jazz thinks that the game is up for at least another month, obviously when Danny visits more shit will stir up, but then this new guy appears.

Unlike the other Bats who are keen on watching her from a distance, the Red Hood knocks on her door. Are her eyebrows all the way into her hairline when Red Hood asks her to send his thanks along to Danny because somehow this whole situation led to his Dad expressing remorse for his actions and apologizing? Yes, yes they are.

But Jazz can smell Dissertation Data off of these vigilantes- Who is she to send them away? Jazz welcomes Red Hood into her place for a cup of tea and a small chat.

The story then devolves into Jazz getting shit done, Danny being cute by proximity and also bringing ghosts to the party, and the Bats having trauma resolve between them.

[crystallizsch]

jamil jamil let down ur hair

[kittleskittle]

erend and aggron

fourth in my horizon x pokemon series!

[ladykyriaa]

nah, he just needs another way to channel his *energy*

[mooncakebun]

Drew a Xie Lian yesterday to let off some steam after work. 🙏

Sketch on paper with digital adjustments.

[jakeperalta]

love how every pop or pop-adjacent artist planning a tour for the past two years and trying to find an opening act is just like "get maisie peters on the phone right now"

[viviarts-c]

This week's Fic Rec Friday is a bit more special -- a four-in-one-week rec!

The fics are sweet and fitting, meltwater pulse, zero-point energy, and kill your darlings by @starlitsequins (starlitsequins on ao3)

The writing is sprinkled with humor that is hilarious(kill your darlings had me dying inside), devastatingly angsty at many points, and generally a delightful read all throughout! Read the fics so the comic strips make sense

(Read meltwater pulse before zero-point energy for the full gut wrenching angst experience)

[astaroth1357]

Well. I come to check back in on the game for my birthday rewards (Happy Birthday to you too, Luci) and I get treated to A WHOLE ASS FEAST-

What. The. FUCK.